POE LEASE!

I just had a woman come in and ask us if we tried to shark people.  She didn't mean it in the sense of flashing your dick at someone, no, she meant it like we were there to screw people out of money.  I assured her we are competitive with our pricing.  She then warned me if we tried to shark her, that she would bite the shark back, and get the POE LEASE up in here. 

I hope to hell that a crazy person comes in and actually sharks her...