Y'all got any specials?

I find it so unbelievably frustrating that people find what we sell "too expensive".  We are a used store.  Everything is vastly cheaper than anywhere else you will find it readily available.  We sell "New" release DVD movies for $10, Blu-Ray movies for about $15 and games for about $40.  Compare that to any other store....  IT'S FUCKING CHEAP.  How can you possibly whine about paying almost half for something when it is guaranteed to play like new.

 Nothing makes me happier than when someone tries to haggle down the price.

You can't go any cheaper on this?

No.  I wish I could spray people with a water bottle every time they do or say something stupid, just like my asshole of a cat.  We are not a flea market.  We will not lower our prices unless our competitors do.  No you did not see it for less at Target, I'm looking at their website as we speak.  *spray*  No, you can't get it for cheaper because you are ten dollars short.  Yes, you have to pay tax.  I shouldn't even have to explain any of this.  *spray*

I can't tell you how much I love when people ask about discounts and specials.

Do you guys give volume discounts?  Do you have any deals going on?

No.  You are an asshole for even thinking it.  Do you get a percentage off at Best Buy when you buy ten movies?  No, you pay for ten fucking movies.  We do give every 6th Item sold for free, but that deal is here every single day.  Apparently it's not good enough.  You want other deals.  Secret deals!  No, not for you Greedy McGee. 

There is a moral to this slight rant...  If you shop at a used store, you are getting a deal.  Plain and simple.