Why am I here? *read me first!*

Let me just start off with a little bit of a back story.

I work at a small used media store. A tiny chain flying just below radar of corporate big box stores which works to our advantage. I'm leaving the name of the store, and myself, anonymous to allow myself to actually keep my job. So to you people, I will simply be known as "The Employee".

Being a store that gives out cash (and advertises this fact), we get the best of the best of interesting customers. Calling them the "Vampire and Hooker Crowd" would not even be doing them justice. More or less they are the "Vampire, Hooker, Coke-head, Wannabe Thief, Recluse, and Socially-Awkward Crowd."

Not all of the people who walk through The cold strip mall door is bat-shit crazy. We have a wonderful regular customer base. The young enthusiastic kids who come in multiple times a week. The College kids who kill time between classes. The almost 30 year-old males who dig to find those rare ass movies. The cartridge game people. The Blu-Ray obsessed Forum dwellers.

I love them all.

I plan on telling stories, sharing hilarious pictures, and possibly embarassing videos as much as I can. I want to grow this blog to a point where I could possibly have multiple people posting, telling their unique stories. I might even use this to review items that come into the store, I haven't decided yet. Either way my whole goal is to entertain. Hopefully I will succeed.

Now let me go over some ground rules for commenting:

1. Keep comments on topic, and legible.
2. No absolutely pointless posts.  (i.e. FIRST!)
3. If you actually know my Identity, DO NOT DISCLOSE IT!
4. If you know the name of the store, DO NOT DISCLOSE IT!
5. Have fun with the comments, but never troll

If you ever happen to break any of these rules, I will throw the ban-hammer down HARD.

Now that the not fun stuff is out of the way, on with the stories!